Wednesday, June 11, 2008

The Last Day Of Camp

Really, the similarities are striking. I won't be sleeping tonight. I didn't sleep well last night. The goodbyes are tearful and drawn out. And living in the dorms here in Haifa has been pretty similar to living in cabins with your friends. I fly to London at 8 in the morning, and have about 80 minutes to connect to my second flight at Heathrow, which will take me all the way to O'Hare. It's going to be a long day.

I guess I should start by saying boker tov. It's about 4 A.M. and I'm at Ben Gurion Airport. I've got time to kill and I need to provide some closure for myself. I'll be honest, at times this blog has been a hassle to write. It doesn't always flow and I went through a long period of writers block. However, right now I am inspired to put my thoughts on the page, as though I can soothe the heartache with a clever turn of phrase. This post will be as flow-of-consciousness as I can muster.

Today would serve as a reasonable metaphor for my entire stay in Haifa. The time seemed to trickle by slowly, but at the end of the day I don't know where it all went. My day began at around 9, when my restless sleep turned to restless wakefulness. I've never been able to sleep well when I am anticipating a big change, and last night was no exception. Knowing I had a lot ahead of me, I pulled myself out of bed and showered off. I spent the remaining part of my morning finishing my packing and cleaning my room. I expected to have to provide a walk through of my room with the dorm staff to prove I had cleaned it. I forgot this was Israel. The dorm mother simply wished me well and gave me an envelope to put my keys in when I dropped them with the guard upon leaving. Oh well.

I met with Nimrod and Ayelet and went up to their place to hang with them while they lunched. I had plans with Menachem so I didn't eat. At around 12, I walked over to the Ulpan office where Mina had told me she would be working today so that I could wish her goodbye. As it turned out, Rina (my old Arabic teacher) was also in the office and I got to wish them both well. I knew they were fond of me, but I came as close as I know how to blushing when they began to pour on the praise.

I went up to Karmit's office first to say goodbye. We chatted for about 20 minutes about the family and about relationship BS. She couldn't join the two of us for lunch because she had plans with friend's of hers. I headed down a floor to meet Menachem and we headed to our regular spot in the main building for lunch. It was a pleasant, serene lunch and we shot the shit like it was a regular summer afternoon. After lunch, we walked over to the art building to wander and talk in a more stylish setting. I've never really explored the art building and Menachem showed me around. It's quite beautiful. Even though this was less than 24 hours ago, it feels like an eternity has passed. Within the hour, we were back at the top of the steps that lead back into the heart of the campus and towards the dorms. Menachem hugged me and I thanked him for everything. Typically, he told me no thanks were required. He's been like a father to me the past year, and he treated me like his own son until the moment we parted.

I sort of wandered back to the dorms at this point, unsure of what to do with myself. I eventually found myself back in Nimrod and Omri's room and stayed there for a number of hours. The afternoon wore on until it was time to get back to my place. We had a goodbye 'party' for me at my apartment, which would stretch on from 7 P.M. until 1 in the morning. We ordered pizza, sat out on the porch and just hung out. Nearly all of my friends stopped by at some point to say goodbye, and it was gut wrenching every time one of them turned to go home. The last big group shuffled off at about 1, leaving me with Dani, Aaron and Bill, who had promised to help me bring my luggage up to the bus stop. We sat in my empty room for a half hour talking about women and trying to ignore the gnawing sense of void. My room has felt homey to me for as long as I can remember. Now that it was bare, it just felt sterile and cold. Aaron compared it to a cross between a hospital room and a jail cell. It's an ugly and apt comparison.

At 1:30 we brought my things up to the bus stop, where the sherut was already waiting. I said my final goodbyes to the guys, and then loaded into the van. I felt sick. I was the first of 6 or 7 stops that the driver would make in Haifa. A dark, quiet Haifa can do remarkable things for one's ability to reflect. I was mesmerized as we rolled down the familiar streets of Ahuza, Nave Sha'anan, Hadar and Bat Galim, past dark storefronts and shuttered Carmelit stations. Eventually we finished our spin through the neighborhoods of Haifa and got onto route 2 headed South towards Tel Aviv. An hour later, I found myself where I am now, emotionally torn and more than a little bit exhausted. I imagine that from now on, I will never feel totally settled in either the U.S. or Israel. Part of me will always be yearning to be home in another place. Pauliene put a nice spin on that last night; I will always be home in either country. And so it goes. I left my home in Haifa last night, and I will return home to Chicago this afternoon.

See you soon.

Monday, June 9, 2008

Let Them Eat Cheesecake

Anyone ever stop to wonder why all Jewish holidays seem to revolve around food? On Hannukah, we eat latkes. On Pesach, we punish our systems with matza meal and brisket. And on Shavuot, it's all about the dairy. I've reached a profound, highly heretical conclusion to this quandary: Shavuot must be the celebration of the day the Hebrews received Eli's Cheesecake from God on Mount Sinai! Or at the very least, the cheesecake was baked by Moses but inspired by God.....

WHO WANTS THE FIRST SLICE?!?!

But seriously, folks. It's Shavuot and my final Jewish holiday in Israel before heading back to Chicago. It's also the week of my cousin Shahar's fourth birthday. I got to spend the holiday the best way I could imagine here in Haifa, with my family at Karmit and Shani's flat, celebrating with Shahar. Everyone was there: Karmit and Shani with their kids Shai and Shahar, Menachem and Devora, Amir, Prechia, and Karmit's in laws.

Menachem is really just a big teddy bear.

I couldn't find a toy store on the upper part of the mountain, so I ended up getting him a book by Graeme Base, a children's writer who I loved when I was younger (the book is in Hebrew of course.) My gift does not come close to the one his uncle Amir gave him: A huge playset with firetrucks, cars and a garage. Shai is getting big, and she had quite the surprise for me. With a little help to keep her steady on her feet, she is walking. She's also quite talkative now, but very little of it is actual words. Mostly, she babbles in that baby language that precedes learned language.

Devora and Shai go for a stroll.

I nearly lost my composure when I had to say goodbye to Shahar last night. He's just such a sweet little boy and I love playing with him. I will miss him terribly. Just gotta come back to Haifa soon so he doesn't forget me. Chag sameach and happy birthday, Shahar!

He's got a mouthful of birthday cake.

Friday, June 6, 2008

Party Like It's 1986

As an anthropology student, I was trained that making value judgments about the relative value of a culture is ethnocentric and inherently wrong. That's why you shouldn't take it lightly when I say that 1980's pop culture is the worst culture in the recorded history of humanity. After all, the 1980's brought us Madonna, Duran Duran, leg warmers and stick up bangs. Total garbage. Of course because it was so ridiculous, the 80's are ripe for parody. The movie Wet Hot American Summer is a parody of Jewish summer camps in the 80's. It's high comedy and I recommend it to all of you. Last night, I attended a Wet Hot American Summer end of the semester/tribute party.


You wouldn't know it by this photo,
but I was wearing short shorts.

It was a good party, and it was made better by the appearance of one Mina Ben Meir, also known as my Hebrew Ulpan teacher for the past year. Yes, my ulpan teacher came and partied with us, and it was awesome. She always used to talk to us in class about how she likes doing wine parties on the weekends, and she's so chill that she was totally comfortable just sitting and doing toasts with her students. It was awesome. Check it out!

Mina is in the middle, my friend Elana is on the left.

Israel in June is exceedingly hot, and yesterday's high was 34 degrees centigrade. That's hot. It wasn't that hot by nighttime, but in a cramped apartment in Hadar with too many bodies, there was steam on the air nonetheless. I took off my shirt to cool off and was reminded of a horrible truth - I could strip down to my birthday suit and still be uncomfortably warm. This damn fur coat that I'm wearing all the time just won't let me cool off in the summer!

Me and Ze, one of the Brazilian Jews here in Haifa.

People have already begun leaving en masse so I've had to say goodbye more times then I wanted to and it's only Friday. Many more goodbyes to go before I finally step onto a plane and head back to the states. I've got some butterflies in my stomach about the whole thing, but I'm trying to keep it cool. My last Shabbat here in Israel is just ahead of me, and I'll try to take advantage of it. Shabbat Shalom.

Bonnie and Danielle at the party

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

A Few Of My Favorite Things

With my time remaining in Israel having dwindled to a scant week, I've been thinking a lot about readjusting to life in the States. Many things about Israel are frustrating to me, and I won't miss them much. Other things in the Israel experience are so similar to the U.S. that it hardly makes any difference whether I'm here or there. Then there are those things that, because of personal experience or impersonal observations, cannot be replicated back home. These are just a handful of the things that are distinctly Israel to me, and that I expect to miss when I go home.

Dogs On Buses


And dogs in restaurants. And dogs in malls. And dogs in kindergartens. And dogs in hospitals. Israelis bring their dogs with them everywhere they go, and no one in this country gives a rats ass. Feeling jealous, dad?

Galgalatz
Sure, they play an indefensible mix of 80's pop, cheesy oldies, kitschy garbage and teeny bop Hebrew music, but Galgalatz is an Israeli institution. My friend Nimrod goes so far as to insist that their weekend program, םופשבוע רגוע (chilled out weekend), is auditory lithium intended to prevent riots or road accidents.

Chutzpa

I have a challenge for any of my readers who will be in Israel in the future: Go to any falafel stand all across the country, order a sandwich, and try to pay with a 100 shekel bill. If the cashier doesn't demand a smaller denomination (so called "small money"), he is either stoned or missing the frontal lobe of his brain. Just try it. Trust me.

Cheap Hummus

Supporting my half-kilo a day hummus habit is about to get a lot more expensive. What bothers me the most about the whole situation is that hummus is just about the perfect food, but it's seriously disrespected in the states. Think about it: You can use it as a main dish or a condiment. It's vegetarian. It has fat, protein and carbohydrates. And it's fucking delicious! I'm gonna have to spend some more time on Lawrence when I get back to Chicago. Not even sure where I'm going to find the stuff in Minneapolis.

The View From The Top Of The Carmel

I've lived here for a full school year, and this view still manages to take my breath away. My parent's house in Chicago is as close to the Lake Michigan shore as the university is to the Mediterranean, but because Chicago is flat we could never see the water. In Haifa, the water is not visible only when there is a building in front of you. The picture does not do justice to the view.

Maccabi Haifa


Maccabi Haifa didn't have a great season. In fact, they finished in fifth, costing their coach his job and giving Menachem plenty of heartburn along the way. Even so, I followed loyally all season and had a great time along the way. I learned something about soccer, although mostly I enjoyed the atmosphere at the games. These are cutallthebullshit contests, with legions of angry, somewhat unbalanced fans screaming their demand for nothing less than total domination on the pitch. The focus is always on the game too. There is no jumbotron, no contests in the stands or T-shirt cannons, and the only time the PA system is engaged is to announce a scoring play or a substitution. It's a novel idea, no? And there is way too much money in American sports for it to ever carry over. So for one last time in Israel, let me proclaim "הדם שלי ירוק."

Egged

Egged has been my primary mode of transportation, both in Haifa and all across the country. I've taken buses between Tel Aviv, Jerusalem, Tiberias, Eilat, Netanya and Nahariyya, as well as innumerable intracity trips in Haifa. They aren't always timely or comfortable, but Egged has always gotten the job done for me, and it will be a shock to say goodbye to those big, green buses.

The Family


Israel can be intimidating, especially initially before one makes the adjustment. I had it easy. Most of my Israeli cousins live in Haifa, and I got to spend a full year getting to know them. My time with them ebbed and flowed depending on my schedule and whether or not I was traveling. I definitely spent the most time with Menachem, who I had lunch with semi regularly. I'm definitely going to miss Shahar (the little guy pictured above) and his little sister Tooty (real name is Shai.) Devora always made sure there was someone to look after me in Haifa, while Karmit and Shani were more than happy to share their kids with me. It's easy to say they are family, but they have been both family and friends while I have been in Haifa and I'll never forget it.

U of Haifa Dorm Life


Whether it's playing cards, drinking and nargila in the backyard, barbecues or weekend bonfires, I had an absolute blast living in the dorms this year. I lived in a dorm once before, my Freshman year in Champaign. And it was nothing like this. People at IT kept their doors closed, were involved in themselves and uninterested and meeting the other people in the dorm. Not so in Haifa. The overwhelming majority of my friends live here in the dorms, both Israeli and international. I've met Jews and Arabs, people who identify with Peace Now or the settlement movement, and international students from all over the world. I've made dozens of friends, and I've learned a lot about the world I live in.

Hebrew

I could write a long post just on my my complicated and ever changing relationship with the Hebrew language. As I was growing up, my attitude ranged from pride to distaste to indifference. When I first arrived to Israel, Hebrew was exciting and novel. However, after a few weeks I got frustrated with struggling with the language every day. Of course it got easier over time, and now it has become just another part of my day. I speak only Hebrew in my house and at work, and only Hebrew with about half of my Israeli friends and many of my family members. I hope that I'll be able to keep my skills up back in the states. Hebrew is an incredible language, logical and beautiful and uniquely Jewish, and I'm immensely proud to say that I finally speak it.

Monday, June 2, 2008

Arabic Final (Finally)

Today was an emotional day at work. I had a near disaster, as one of my wheelchair-bound students started rocking back and forth in her chair while we were bringing the kids in from the garden outside. I was walking back to get her when the chair dipped into a garden bed and tipped over. I caught it with her head literally inches from the pavement. Nearly stroked out. When we came inside, I sat down to catch my breath, when Rola and the kids surprised me with a going away party. Two of the kids were really upset and asked me questions like "why I wanted to go to America", and "who was going to play with them once I was gone?" It's going to be really tough to say goodbye on Wednesday.

My Arabic final exam is tomorrow at noon. I'll be glad to get the damn thing over and done with. If the midterm was any indication, this is not going to be a cakewalk. I do feel a little better prepared than I felt before I took the midterm, and hopefully that will pay dividends. I'll share either way. I'm gonna follow the advice of a wise person in my life, and just go in and tell Yaron what I know. Aint nothing else to do.

One random scrap of oddness before I get back to my studies: The Israel Baseball League has gone belly up. I can't say I'm surprised. The league was a financial catastrophe, to the point that they began deducting money from player's paychecks to recompense the league when they would hit foul balls into the stands. Plus, baseball just didn't have much appeal for the Sabra's. Still, it's really a shame that this league was a one hit wonder in the same mold as the XFL. Maybe someday that IBL T-shirt I have will be a collectors item. But I doubt it.

Saturday, May 31, 2008

Student Day In Haifa

Israel has a fine tradition called "Student Day" which I was lucky enough to be a part of this past Thursday. It is a celebration of all things student and it meant a big party down by the beaches with several prominent Israeli musicians. It was going to be huge, with students from all over Haifa and the North in attendance.

Elliot "prepares" for the Student Day concerts.

The international school gang gathered at our usual spot on the boardwalk behind the lowest level of the Talia dorms for dinner and pre gaming. I was getting pretty amped up because some of the acts were supposed to be really good. The show didn't disappoint.

Pregamin' it.

The last time I saw a show at the convention center, it was Purim and the party was inside. The Student Day concerts were out on a big open field that I didn't even know existed, across the street from the Haifa Mall. It was quite a setup they had - food, liquor and cigarette stands formed a perimeter with tents and nargila rentals towards the back, and space in the front for dancing facing a huge outdoor stage.

Aviv Geffen performing early on.

As you've just learned, Aviv Geffen was the first act I saw. He was nothing short of phenomenal. One of the most talented musicians in Israel, he gives a great show. Next up was Beri Saharof. I'll admit that I wasn't really familiar with him before the concert. I liked his style though. He was a very easy going stage presence that meshes well with his Hebrew ballad style of music. I was less impressed by ٌRon Denker.

Pyrotechnics were a big
part of Saharof's act.

At about 1 A.M., the headlining band, Infected Mushroom, took the stage. This was after 20 minutes of the Haifa University student union standing on stage and patting each other on the back. Some things are constant even cross culturally. I was most excited about seeing them before I arrived but by the time they finally began to play, I was just exhausted. I took one of the earlier buses back and only heard about 20 minutes of Infected Mushroom. That was dissapointing, but it was great to see so many Israeli acts in one night. How can we bring Student Day to America??

Lea, Elles and Dani at the concert.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

A Jewish Engagement

One of my Madrichim, Levi is marrying a girl a grew up with, Ilana Slutsky. I didn't even know they were dating until last Thursday night, when they announced it at an international school event. It was, as they say, an utter mind-fuck. Tonight I went to the engagement party. It was religious, which came as no surprise. It was also mostly Americans. I arrived at around 7, and had a watermelon daiquiri in my hand less than 5 minutes later. It's a Wednesday night and I have class in the morning, so I had no interest in getting drunk, but it was tough not to. They were drinking like it's going out of style.

The party is in the quiet, wealthy neighborhood of נווה שאנן (Nave Sha'anan.) My cousin Prechia lives in the area, though I didn't see her. Did I mention it's a wealthy neighborhood? They had a gorgeous view of the bay facing North, looking out towards Acco and East to the Galilee. If it wasn't for the smog, it would have been flawless. Haifa holds the "honor" of being Israel's most polluted city.

The party was nice, albeit predictable. Levi gave a nice speech about Adam and Eve, and the yearning of the person for his soul/mate. It would have been utterly nondescript, but it was in Hebrew and I followed perfectly. They'll be going back to Chicago next week to celebrate with her family. I wish them a hearty mazal tov and all the happiness in the world.

Saturday, May 24, 2008

Carmel Park

What a gorgeous day it is today. What an excellent weekend this is shaping up to be. I spent most of yesterday with Menachem. We went to the Grand Kanyon mall (it's a pun, the word "kanyon" in Hebrew means mall), where we had lunch together, traded stories and did some grocery shopping. I came back home that afternoon and did a little work, but mostly tried to be with people as I anticipate my time in Haifa dwindling. After Shabbat dinner in the dorms moadon, I went with a few of the boys out into the park for a night of camping.

I didn't really take advantage of the park much last semester except to job. I'm glad I know better now. The Carmel Park is the single greatest advantage Haifa has over every other major city in Israel - a massive nature reserve literally a 5 minute walk away. We walked about a half hour out, cutting East and South away from the campus to a nice clearing with a fantastic view of the water and parts of the city below. What we didn't anticipate there being were a group of drunken, jackass locals who were screaming and carousing until 4 A.M. I'm not exactly an early-to-bed, early-to-rise type, but this was way over the top.

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK!

We had trouble finding the wood we would need for a fire. We got out there late, didn't have enough flashlights to go around, and there just wasn't any fuel on the path. A crashing into the forest we would go. Finally, we pulled a huge, dead branch down that had fallen but gotten caught in the lower branches of a tree. It made for an excellent fire when all was said and done.

Just a cool fire pic.

The next morning we hiked a little further East up the road and hit up a different Druze pita stand. They are multiplying! This guy was more engaging than the group who runs the stand by campus, and they had a hummus option to go along with the labneh and za'atar. A good time was definitely had by all. We trecked back home for a quiet afternoon. I did some laundry, a little reading, and hung out with my friends. Tonight I'm going with Menachem to my final Maccabi Haifa game of the season, vs. Maccabi Herzlyia. Beitar has already clinched the championship based on points (bastards), but we're still going to pull for our team. Shabbat shalom.

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Hamsin

A Hamsin is a local term for a hot, dusty wind that blows through Israel from the Negev and Sinai. It brings with it unbearable heat and heavy air pollution. It is generally unpleasant. Some have speculated that the term (Arabic for 50) refers to the number of days that a Hamsin blows through the country every year. I've heard another suggestion though: The temperature in the desert can reach 50 degrees (Celcius) during a bad Hamsin. That translates to about 120 degrees Fahrenheit, which is a heat I simply cannot fathom. Lucky us, we've got a Hamsin coming through the area now!

Midwesterners who may or may not still be getting snow in May will want to bash me for bitching about the weather here. Sure, it may be sunny and comfortably warm almost every day in Haifa during the Spring. I don't underrate that. Unfortunately, when it does get hot, I have no way to cope with it. I am a cold weather individual. Everything about me is built for the cold. I'm short, heavy, and hairy. When the heat hits, I just wilt. Give me sub freezing temperatures and ice any day over 100+ degree heat.

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Singing The Heeby Geeby Blues

I'm ready to come home. Not that I don't love it here. It's just that I'm ready to come home. I've been here since early October and that is a really long time. It hit me Sunday afternoon while I was on a bus on my way down to the beach. I was daydreaming and slipped into my parent's Neon on North Lake Shore Drive. Suddenly, we were at the central bus station at Hof HaCarmel again. The beach was as nice as it always is - perfect weather and all that. Still, I'm ready for the comforts of Chicago again.

School certainly isn't captivating me anymore. I am no longer enjoying my classes, and am very much looking forward to finishing them. I'm not learning much anymore in Hebrew. We read newspapers in class, but go too slow for me and have to spend too much time defining words I'm already familiar with. The grammar work is tedious and focusing on minor turns of phrase that my Israeli friends don't know how to do correctly. Plus, my classmates were a lot more fun last semester. I'm sticking it out, ready to finish my last exam and put an end to my Ulpan days. I got a 99 on my quiz from last week. The class just isn't challenging me anymore.

At the very least, Ofakim is going great. I love working with the kids, even though they are not always easy to work with. I underestimated little kids going into this job. They are not simple in any sense. I've learned how to relate to each child, how to get them to do their exercises and how to get them to participate in activities. It is going to be hard to say goodbye to them.

Saturday, May 17, 2008

Black Coffee

There is never a better Shabbat here than the chilled out Shabbat on campus. I love traveling, I love camping, and I love going out. Nothing holds a candle to truly resting around here. Today was a great day. I had planned to go on a morning hike with Paulien, but not surprisingly I overslept. My cell phone has crapped out and I had no way to set an alarm, so I left my blinds open in the hope that the morning light would wake me. It did not. I got up around 9:15 and stumbled out into the living room. There was Paulien, sitting on my couch, reading. I was rather startled. Luckily, she overslept too and had just arrived.

Rather than start a long hike we weren't really going to be able to finish before lunchtime, we just hung around at the dorm. We brought books out to the grass by one of the security posts, sat down in the shade and read. We went out to the park for lunch at the Druze pita stand that is out there every Shabbat. Then we sat in the shade and talked about international politics, culture, globalism and nationalism. It was a perfectly pleasant time. I drink several cups of black coffee and reflected on how I would miss something as simple as the Druze pita stand. Something like this would never fly in America. If the FDA didn't get to them for having no food safety standards, then it would be because the IRS got to them first for not paying any taxes. Plus, can you imagine someone just making a fire on the side of the road in the middle of a major American city in order to cook? There is something quaint and foreign about it that is comforting. It just wouldn't work back home.

We spend the afternoon at Aaron and Bill's flat, drinking more coffee on their patio. I spent all day outside which is just a pleasure in Israel in May. Around 5, Paulien and I walked out to the park and collected a huge amount of firewood. We put it in the usual spot and came back. 4 hours later, we were out in the park with a small group of friends and had an easy, relaxed campfire. All things considered, it was one of the quieter days I've had in this city, but it was magnificent in it's simplicity. Shabbat shalom.

Friday, May 16, 2008

This Post Is Not About Israel

The Chicago Cubs are my one true love. Allow me get that off my chest right now. I have been a fan the entirety of my young life. Nothing would make me happier than watching the Cubs win a World Championship. As of this writing, the Cubs are 9 games over .500 and in first place. This season has me drinking the Kool Aid as much as I ever have. Which is why Jim Hendry, their idiot General Manager, is now dead to me.
Jim Edmonds wasn't out of work long. The Chicago Cubs agreed to a contract with the 37-year-old outfielder on Wednesday, five days after he was released by the San Diego Padres.

"Hopefully, Jimmy has something left and it was just a bad start," General Manager Jim Hendry said.
This time, he has gone too far. There are certain taboos in baseball that you do not transgress, and this should have been one of them. Edmonds is old, broken down and a waste of a roster spot at this point in his career. He is no longer good at baseball. He will not help this team to win. That is not the issue at hand. Edmonds is also an arrogant, hotdogging, selfish clubhouse cancer, who performed unspeakable acts of evil against this franchise for years as a member of the motherfucking St. Louis Cardinals.

He should never have been given the privilege of putting on the blue pinstripes. I worry that this will indeed be the year that we win it all, and the victory will be less sweet for us true believers because we uniformly loathe the team's primary center fielder. There is no forgiveness in my heart for what Edmonds has put me through, and it would fit his M.O. to rob a World Series victory of its unchecked joy. Go straight to hell, Jimmy Ballgame. And take Cruller Jim with you.

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

النكبة - Nakba

President Bush is in Israel today, here with other heads of state and foreign diplomats to celebrate Israel's 60th birthday. As the celebrations roll on into their second week, I would like to take a moment to pause and ruminate on tomorrow's "Nakba Day." The word Nakba (spelled out for you in Arabic, and intentionally capitalized in English) means "catastrophe." Not surprisingly, it refers to the creation of Israel, the flight of Palestinian refugees that fled or were forced from their homes because of the fighting, and the destruction of over 100 Palestinian villages in what would become Israel.

Israel is dear to me, as it should be. Having lived here, I no longer see it through rose colored glasses, but rather with a skeptical eye and a heavy dose of reality. I believe this is healthier. I love this country but I feel it is my responsibility to recognize that the culmination of our collective hope and drive to regain our Holy Land did not come without significant bloodshed and hardship. Israel was not born by immaculate conception. Nor was it only Israel that was born in 1948. There were two nations born as a result of that war, Israelis and Palestinians.

60 years later, Israel is thriving. It's far from perfect, but Zionism has been a fantastic success. We Jews have realized self determination. It would be immoral and unjust to deny it to the Palestinians, whose fate we are bound to. It is time to realize that making concessions is not a sign of weakness. We have our Jewish state, our Israeli society, our Promised Land, and it is beautiful. For our sake, as well as for theirs, we must help the Palestinians to build their state alongside ours.

Monday, May 12, 2008

The Eternal Learning Curve

Indulge me for a moment while I bitch about something trivial. I've been here since October, and I had never learned how to use the can openers that Israeli's use regularly. I know what your all thinking now. "It's a can opener, what could there be to figure out?" Allow me to show you.


No crank, no wheel, no nothing. The thing was baffling to me. I bought a junk can opener from Supersal just because it looked like one from home. Suffice it to say, it didn't work as well as one from home. It still gave me a sense of comfort. Then the unthinkable happened: I went to open a can of tuna last night, and discovered that my shitty can opener was broken. No longer would it open anything. I was left with but one choice. I could force myself to work the survival can opener, or I could stop eating anything that comes in a can. Being the hardheaded person that I am, there was but one choice. I grabbed the survival can opener, and I began to struggle. And how I struggled. I was sweating, my arm was aching, and I was making no progress. Then, suddenly, I braced the opener against the under lip of the can, and made a small bit of progress! Emboldened, I tried to replicate my technique. It was no picnic, but I eventually got into a rhythm, and by the time my pasta was done cooking, I had opened the can! (Don't ask about what I was making - I'm still a student.) I know this is all pretty nerdy, but it's very exciting for me.

Friday, May 9, 2008

Israel At 60

This week, Israel celebrated 60 years of independence, יום העצמאות. As guests in the country, we international students took the opportunity to participate in all of the traditions associated with the holiday. Independence day is always immediately preceded by a memorial day for fallen IDF soldiers. I went down to the memorial park in front of Haifa city hall for the city's public memorial. It was a nice service, albeit very long. At 8 P.M. on the dot, an unbroken siren was broadcast all across the country, for one minute of reflection and respect. During this tone, everyone stops what they are doing and stands in silence. The ceremony was timed so that the siren would occur about 20 minutes in.

Haifa commemorates Israel's fallen soldiers.

The ceremony featured speeches by members of the military, the cabinet of the Knesset and the chief Rabbi of Haifa. There were also several musical performances. During the last part of the ceremony, they scrolled the names of every fallen soldier from Haifa, from 1948 until today. Needless to say, it was a long list. Wednesday was subdued, with businesses closed during the day as a sign of respect for the memorial day. In the evening, things started to heat up again. I headed down to the German Colony with a group of friends, where we would eat dinner at one of the cafes while waiting for the celebration to get underway. I'm glad we arrived early, as the streets were absolutely packed by 8 P.M.

Dinner in the German Colony.

The celebration began with folk dancing in the center of the crowd. I dug deep to find my Ramah roots, and I jumped into the fray. It was mostly little kids and their mothers dancing, but no matter. Thousands of people were streaming onto the Kikar at the corner of Ben Gurion and Yafo in the German Colony, holding plastic hammers, balloons, wobbly ears and all manners of toys with the flag of Israel painted on.


Folk Dancing at the Independence Day celebration.

There was mediocre live music until 10:30. when all the lights in the city went dim and we were treated to a spectacular show. Massive lasers beamed all the way from the Bahai Gardens lit up the night sky, while slides of Israeli newspapers and major events of the past 60 years scrolled past on illuminated buildings. The music was loud but soothing - much less brass than at a 4th of July celebration. Suddenly, the fireworks began to explode over the port. Everyone turned to face the water and watch the fireworks display. All in all, the performance lasted about 20 minutes. The fireworks drowned out much of the music, but when they finally went dead, the last several bars of HaTivka (Israel's national anthem) came through loud and clear, and the crowd sang along at the top of their lungs.

Laser light show from Haifa's Bahai Gardens.

The next day was a chill, relaxed day of celebration. The traditional way for Israelis to celebrate Yom Ha'atzmaut is by barbecuing. We took the the cue and many of us spent the day at Kibbutz Sarid, 40 minutes Northeast of Haifa. We ate tons of delicious food, played paddleball, dozed and had a group reading of Jack Kerouac's On The Road. I came home at around 6 in a serious food and sun coma, and the rest of my day was spent hanging around. I imagine that this should be obvious, but celebrating Israel's independence in Israel is just a lot better in Israel than anywhere else. It was quite an experience.

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Euroleague

The Euroleague final was played Sunday night between Maccabi Tel Aviv and CSKA Moscow. I can only assume that acronym is some kind of secret Russian police. The game was a huge deal in Israel, though I had a hard time getting worked up about it. Maccabi's roster is stocked with failed NBA players and college ballers who couldn't make it professionally in the states. Even so, the moadon of the dorms was packed with people to watch the championship game, and I came along for the experience.

It was a strange one indeed. First of all, the game play was weak. Maccabi got smoked by CSKA, falling 91-77. It wasn't as close as the final score would indicate either. Watching these teams play was like watching Big Ten basketball - not a compliment, believe me. If your interested, the postmortem is available here. Usually, I'm the one in the room with a ton of knowledge about the game, the competitors and the history of the teams. Not Sunday night. I was like THAT guy who shows up to a Super Bowl party, and then asks which team is wearing the lighter colors during the halftime show. Except I knew better and just kept my mouth shut.

The strangest thing about the whole thing was the way the room was divided down the middle. I was sitting on a bean bag chair on the floor, surrounded by people on couches, so I couldn't see across the room. Everyone in my area was cheering for Maccabi and groaning when they would mess up. It was the opposite way around at the other end of the hall. Someone was definitely cheering for the Russkies. I asked my friend Omri, expecting him to tell me that they were ex Soviets who had made aliyah but were still supporting their home squad. "Nope," he would tell me, "it's the Arabs." Apparently, just because it's Israel on an international stage, they have to cheer against her. It was really annoying some of the people sitting by me, but nothing came of it. What a fucked up country this is sometimes.

El Al showed a commercial during the game that really should be a part of the state's hasbarah efforts. It began with Israelis from all sects of the country singing individual lines of the national anthem: A black Jew, a couple of Mizrachim, some religious Zionists, Europeans, children, Druze... Then they all joined together in harmony for the last couple of lines of Hatikva. They really ought to show this ad in the states. Just bring together 150 or so wealthy American Jews, put them in a room, serve them bagels and orange juice, and show this 45 spot on a projection television. They would pull out their check books and practically beg to give their money away. So are you listening, Israeli government? There's some free money out there for you, and I know how you can get your hands on it.

Monday, May 5, 2008

C2C

Nimrod and I spent much of last semester planning a 4 day hiking/backpacking trip across the Galilee during the Pesach vacation. Really, he did most of the planning, while I was sort of our biggest cheerleader. Our plans came to fruition, and from Monday to Thursday of Pesach, we hiked from the Mediterranean coast to the Kinneret. There were 7 of us altogether, and I'll give you the names now: Myself, Nimrod, Elliot, Bill, Danny, Colleen and Pauline.

The Mediterranean.

Our trek began in the coastal city of Nahariyya. Many of you will recognize the name because it was Hezbollah's favorite target during the Second Lebanon War two summers back. I know it better as a sleepy retirement type community that shuts down at 6 P.M. Not terrificly exciting. Good thing we were just passing through. We took the boardwalk North to the resort of Hof Acziv where we stopped for our first breakfast, and then turned East and found the trail. Along the highway there is a ruined bridge that was bombed by the Haganah during the so called "Night of the Bridges" as well as AczivLand, a foreign country declared by local eccentric (lunatic?) Eli Avivi, smack dab in the middle of Israel's North.

Local crackpot declares own fiefdom in the North!

The first leg of the trail was quite boring. We wandered through field's full of Banana plants for 2 and a half hours. It was also hot and free of any shade. It was quite draining. By the time we reached a highway that passed the entrance to Nahal Cziv, we were soaked in sweat and drained of energy. This would become a theme of the trip, although an immensely satisfying one when we finally had the opportunity to break for a while. We settled down in a relatively flat space under a tree and lunched. Lots of tuna, matza, nuts, dried fruits and Nutella. Then we all passed out for a spell. I got about 80 minutes of undisturbed sleep before I rolled over and came to. I found a couple of Carob trees and collected some nice fruit, rolled it up in foil and popped it into my hiking pack for later.

It hadn't even begun to get difficult yet.

We got moving again after the heat of the day had passed (about 3:30) and headed for our campsite that night on the top of one of the many hills in the Galilee. We came within view of the Monfort Castle ruins by the late afternoon. Our campsite was on the immediately adjacent hill. The climb was just a bitch. We totaled 18 KM that day and the last half KM was murder. These hills are just a lot taller than they look from the bottom. We finally reached the campsite with 1 hour before sunset and I've never been so pleased to take a bag off my back.

An eagle eye view of the castle ruins.

The camping area was quite crowded and Bill and I actually had to go back down into the park to find wood to burn. I'm not sure if this is legal or not. I didn't ask. We eventually were able to put together a respectable fire and make a sumptious feast of rice, cabanos sausages, salad, tehina and potatoes. Keeping Pesach like Israelis keep it (with Sephardi customs) is definitely the way to go. We were in bed by 10, which was actually a late night for us.

Boker tov!

The next morning I discovered that I had bruises on my shoulders were the backpack sits. What a lovely surprise! We got moving about 45 minutes after dawn, down the hill and back into Nahal Cziv. The first half of this hike was quite pleasant. Nahal Cziv is crisscrossed by streams and small waterfalls, and it is very green. The trail led us across the water repeatedly. No one really fell in, which still seems miraculous to me even now. The stones were slippery as hell. The Nahal ends at a water treatment plant below the podunk town of Maalot Tarshiha. Little did we know that the trail would disappear here as well. We ran into several other groups of backpackers, all just as confused as we were. The trail was not there, and the only way out of the valley seemed to be up a windy, sunbaked road leading towards the town. The whole area was filling up with orthos, who seemed to be making some kind of pilgrimage down to the Nahal with their dozens of children. We made the only choice that seemed availible to us, and walked up towards Maalot Tarshiha.

Nahal Cziv.

The town looks like a suburb of Los Angeles, and that is not a compliment. Cookie cutter McMansions lined up in perfect rows all the way up the side of the mountain, and with nary a soul stirring. The walk up had been difficult and draining, and we were looking for a place to rest and eat. I walked up a few levels where I actually encountered a father and his infant son playing in the backyard. I asked him if there was a park nearby where we could rest and find some shade. He looked me up and down, scowled at me and told me that it was "inappropriate for us to be there" and that there was no place for us to guy. What a jackass. We found a park five minutes later.

Nightmare in the suburbs.

I will say this for the guy. While I still think he was a jerk for refusing to help us when we were just looking for a place to sit down, part of me now understands why. We found a shitty little gazebo at the top of the park and hunkered down there for several hours. We ate, napped, and hung our sweaty garments up to dry. We went from hikers to hobos in the span of about 20 minutes. The architect who designed this thing definitely preferred aesthetics to function. The roof of the gazebo was a concentric circle of wooden slabs, leaving large gaps in the shade. This photo will testify to that. Even though this was probably the most 'civilized' place we laid down during the entire trip, it was one of the least comfortable.

Trying to sleep in Maalot Tarshiha

When the time came to move on, we took a bus (there is apparently only 1 bus line in the whole town) to the central bus station. Nimrod and I kept an eye on the bags, while the rest of the group went up to a supermarket to buy water and a few other nonessentials that would nonetheless make our trip a lot more enjoyable. We took a bus out of the town and rode down the side of the mountain, getting off about 10 KM from mount Meron, the second highest mountain in Israel. The ride shaved about 2K off of our hike to the East, but we had made up for it and more through aimless wandering earlier in the day while trying to find the path. We entered another nature preserve and began to hike. The sun was already low in the sky, and we were not destined to make it very far. Everyone had nagging injuries: Elliot was having major problems with blistering on his feet; Danny was having problems with his electrolytes; Colleen had a headache, and I had a left hip that barked at me with every step. It wasn't real pleasant.

The hills of the Galilee.

We would have had to reach the foot of Meron in order to leave the nature preserve and find a place that was kosher for camping that night. It wasn't gonna happen. We pulled out of the wadi and walked about 30 meters up the side of the hill. There we found a flat clearing of about 300 square feet. It was enough for a campsite, and so we settled in and made ourselves at home. I wasn't sure about the legality of my activities the night before. I know for a fact this was illegal. Cest la vie. My comrades had bought a dozen eggs in Maalot Tarshiha at my request, and I made huge quantities of matzo brie for dinner. Half of it was sweet, and the other half a variation on my mom's preferred savory method: Instead of salt I used chicken soup powder. It was a hit. We made more cabanos and had another huge meal. Happy Passover indeed!

Matzo brie! Almost like mom used to make it!

Everyone tucked in for a much quieter night this night. Other than the howling of coyotes and the chirping of insects, there was no sound to be heard. I don't know what time we actually went to bed that night, but it was really early. Everyone was exhausted and we needed some recuperative sleep.

Bedtime in the nature reserve.

We woke up early the next morning and hit the trail. I was feeling a lot better and my hip didn't bother me again for the rest of the hike. Our goal was to reach Meron before we took a real break for breakfast and to fill our water. The morning part of the hike was relatively easy. The hardest thing about it was not stepping in the piles of cow shit that were ubiquitous around the wadi. Apparently, one can raise cattle in Israeli nature preserves. Who knew? We reached Meron by 9:30 and sat down under some trees to chow down.

Lets get moving, eh?

One thing I noticed pretty quickly about this hike is that when you spend several days out in nature, your entire outlook changes. You live from water tap to water tap. There were taps underneath Meron and I just relished being able to fill my water bottles. Your sense of clean changes as well. I would never dream of it at home, but on a hike, licking your spoon clean is perfectly reasonable. Indoors, we call it dirt and it is unwelcome and unhealthy. When you spend four days outside, it becomes soil, and it is no dirtier than the food you carry with you. Finally, I didn't look in a mirror for five days. When I actually got home and saw my own reflection again, it was almost foreign.

Nimrod hams it up for the camera.

But I digress.... We started the climb after a 45 minute break for food/water/rest. The climb was shaded in a majority of places due to the dense flora on the side of the mountain. It made things a lot easier than they would have been out in the sun. Meron is approximately 1200 KM high. Not the most imposing of mountains, but it's still pretty high up, especially looking out from the top. It startled me when we reached the first lookout point, about 200 meters below the summit, just how close we were to the Lebanese border. We could see well into Lebanon from the top of the mountain, and the physical difference between the two sides of the border was so striking, I could almost picture the border line, as if on a map. South of the border, Israel's fields were green and alive, dotted with towns. North of the border into Lebanon, everything had the color of dried out brush, a sort of grayish brown.

The Northern view from Mount Meron.

Once we reached the top, we searched for a decent place to eat and take our customary siesta. When we didn't find one, we hunkered down under some low lying trees and made the best of the situation. It wasn't a great place to be - rocky, thorny and with a really low canopy - but we made it work. At least it wasn't terrificly buggy. The walk down the far side of the mountain was just a breeze. It wasn't steep, the path was nice and wide, and there was a cool breeze as the sun got a little lower in the sky. We walked through a couple of vineyards along the way. Our planned campsite that evening was just below the grave of Rabbi Shimon bar Yochai, which explains why we saw so many black hatters hiking below the mountain. It's some kind of hysterical watching these guys struggle to hike and climb over rocks while wearing their uncomfortable dress clothes.

"Take to the highway, won't you lend me your name...."

We could hear the campsite from 1/2 KM away. It was more horrible than I could have imagined: Hundreds of 14 - 16 year old Israelis crammed into a small space, with tents packed together so tightly that you couldn't walk between them. It was like a refugee camp for teenagers. I had to wash the smell of the hormones off my skin after going all the way in to use the water taps. We camped about 5 minutes up the road from the campsite, along with a handful of other hiker groups, who hoped to sleep that night. We set up under a big oak tree with low hanging branches. Everyone was in bed within a half hour of sundown that night - we had a looooong day ahead of us. With about 20 KM to go to reach the Kinneret, we knew we had to get an early start and really push ourselves.

I just despise teenagers.

We were up before dawn, getting ready to roll out with first light. We filled our bottles and entered Nahal Amud, heading mostly South at this point. The trail in Nahal Amud is divided into two parts: The upper nahal, which is wet and shaded in many places, but also features the most difficult terrain we would encounter along the way. The lower nahal is a lot easier, but generally unshaded, dry and prickly. There would be nowhere to fill water along the trail, so I left with 8 liters worth in my pack. Even that would run out before we finally reached the Kinneret.

Filling up before dawn.

The first few hours were easy enough, and we were making good time. By 7 A.M., we had already gone 4 KM and people were beginning to wonder about breakfast. I really cracked the whip though. If we stopped for too long and didn't put some ground behind us while the conditions were favorable, we simply wouldn't make it. We stopped and put enough food in our bellies to continue on, and then we pressed forward. The sun rose, the weather began to get hot, and we started to climb. Up and down. Across. Repeat. It was atrocious. We were essentially rock climbing up and down a cliff face for several hours, and making really slow progress at that. Still we pushed on. I got giggly along the way, which probaly had something to do with my brain boiling in the heat. By 11, the temperature was in the high 90's. Some of us nearly had to drag the others along, but we reached our first destination around that time. There is a highway that seperates upper Nahal Amud from lower Nahal Amud, and there is a tunnel underneath the highway for hikers to travel through. We planned to stop here for lunch.

This isn't really a trail, but they marked it as one anyway.

As we exited the trail and made for the tunnel, a pipe that was lying dry suddenly burst with water, from what I can only assume to be industrial runoff. The water flowed down a slight slope towards the road, slowed by rocks and garbage lying in the canal. We paid little attention to it and wearily trudged on towards our brunch spot. When we finally sat down in the tunnel, someone noticed that part of the floor was discolored. That's when we heard the rushing of the water. This video is a little Blair Witchesque, but it should give you all a sense of what this was like.


"The Floodening"

The water would continue to slowly flow by while we ate and rested. It actually helped push a cool breeze through the tunnel, on what would turn out to be the hottest day of the year. Some people rinsed their hands and faces in the flow. I did not. We had marched 11 KM before breakfast, which was crucial, but we had a long way to go and I didn't want the day to disappear on us. So, with a chorus of complaints, I pushed us back out onto the trail by a quarter to 1, with the promise that we would stop and rest in the shade every half hour.

Canned tuna goes great with industrial waste.

The terrain would prove to be simpler in the lower nahal, but the heat was oppressive. People began to have electrolyte problems again and we all started drinking these wretched concoctions of salt, sugar and water in order to keep our heads on straight. As we walked, the Kinerret became the only thing in our minds, the only thing that kept us moving. Finally at around 3:30 the heat began to lesson and the sun dipped behind the cliff face in certain places, giving us needed relief from the heat. It was a struggle every step of the way. We reached the so called "Amud", a huge rock formation that looks like a stand, by 4.


Nimrod takes his displeasure at the weather out on the amud.

The rock formation signals the end of Nahal Amud, and finally, mercifully, our goal came into view. As we walked up and out of the nahal, we rounded a bend and there stood the Golan Heights directly before us. We could catch the occasional glimpse of water below it too. Pauline broke open a grapefruit along the way down to the lake, and the sugar rush revitalized me. The last push wasn't tough, but it was further than it appeared to us at first. It took another hour and a half, but we reached the Kinerret. Tiberias hung over us, beautiful and imposing.

If I didn't give you one gratuitous shot of me sitting and sweating,
you wouldn't truly be able to experience this hike.

We stayed at the so called "Hof Extreme" that night. The name was the only thing extreme about it. Even so, there was nothing quite so wonderful as finally reaching our goal and knowing that the hike was over. The director of the campsite drove us up to a town nearby to get some supplies, and we feasted that night and again in the morning. Tons of cabanos, matzo brie, rice, salads, tehina, soft drinks, and a huge watermelon. We toasted our success and stayed up past 10 o'clock - a really late night! There were 7 or 8 dogs that live at the camp site so I got to play with doggies too!

Sunrise over the Kinneret.

The next morning we heated up and ate as much of our leftovers as we could and then one of the puppies finished the rest. Let me tell you, he would have been double fisting this stuff if he had fists! We caught a bus to Tiberias mid morning and prepared for the trip back to Haifa. The ride West was over in under an hour, which wasn't surprising but still seemed incredible to me. We had worked incredibly hard to march over mountain and stream for four days, but rode back in air conditioning in less than 60 minutes. A trip like this makes one appreciate technology a little more, but it also makes one really stop to appreciate nature. Despite the aches and pains, I wouldn't change a thing about this hike.

These filthy dogs were seriously starved for attention.

Breakfast in Nahal Cziv

Always stretch before strenuous exercise.

Trying to work out the aches and pains.

Making dinner.......and eating breakfast.

The siesta is key.

Our last rest before the Kinneret.

Searching for a place to camp out at night.

Danny tries to beat the heat in Nahal Amud.

Heading home.